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    Saturday, August 22nd, 2009
    12:44 am
    In memoriam
    To readers of this journal,

    As much as I was tempted to post "haha, fooled ya" or the like once I cracked dan's account, the little voice over my shoulder said I shouldn't. I would have swatted the voice away but swatting at your wife is not cool.

    As you may have guessed, this is not [info]dankaye. This is [info]noweb4u. I'm posting here as a placeholder entry for those who are unaware what has happened.

    It is with great regret that I inform you on May 28, 2006, Dan drowned in Bay St. Louis in Mississippi. Details are here: http://www.dankaye.com/happened/

    By now, you've likely heard this, but for those who stumble upon the journal blissfully unaware anything has happened, now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

    I don't plan on doing anything unseemly with his account, I just wanted to point out to anyone who thought he just dropped off the face of the earth what has happened.

    I also regained control of this old domain name, which was previously taken by a cybersquatter. In its place, I restored his website from the server it was previously on, which is no longer used for webhosting. It's available, in all its glory, at http://www.phonegod.net . The broken links are just as they were left when Dan left us. There's also a great gallery at http://www.phonegod.net/gallery that was probably linked here in an earlier post.

    This also unbroke his livejournal layout, which depended on images hosted on the domain.

    The memorial written by his father, who passed away recently as well, is here: http://www.seekersoftruth.net/Memoriam%20Dan%20II.htm (this is also hosted on my machine, and as I registered the names, it will also remain in perpetuity, as phonegod.net will now that it's under my control)

    And while I don't have a sticker, regretfully, "Hacked that bitch Detroit-Style"

    RIP Dan Kivel
    July 5, 1971 - May 28, 2006

    Respectfully,

    Paul Timmins (a/k/a [info]noweb4u)
    Professional Dankaye Historian
    Monday, May 15th, 2006
    10:26 am
    This poll is not designed to offend or upset my catholic peeps out there, but merely as prototypical smartass [info]dankaye-style poll. Not that my standard
    Poll #729220
    Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 27

    I now live and work in Bay St Louis, MS. I live in a classroom of a Catholic church. Gut reaction:

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    Has the burning stopped yet?
    11 (40.7%)
    the first seal was broken, and there was a white horse, and its rider held a bow. He was given a crown, and he rode forth, conquering and to conquer.
    7 (25.9%)
    Cool.
    9 (33.3%)

    Additional thoughts?

    Wednesday, May 10th, 2006
    10:47 pm
    Poll #726541
    Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 12

    If you were going to set up a small ad-hoc p2p network with P1 200's what OS would you use?

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    Win98
    2 (16.7%)
    Win2k
    0 (0.0%)
    Any flavor of linus even though you're too damn stupid to use it.
    8 (66.7%)
    Other
    2 (16.7%)

    If other, explain.

    Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
    10:40 pm
    Anyone remember the evil pictograms from terminalpacketloss.com?
    Anyone actually mirror it? I know *I* didn't, but I was a fool.
    Anyone with a mirror or a local copy of them, please let me know. I want to print and display them as warning signs on my tent door (about one new warning sign per week, me thinks). Without them, how will people know if they're in a "people with cheese for hands area"?
    3:47 pm
    Poll #721875
    Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 31

    Hey, I'm modding my custom list for people who want to or not read my Americorp nonsense. I won't be offended if you don't want to read it.

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    I want in.
    9 (29.0%)
    I want out.
    0 (0.0%)
    I want candy. Bubblegum or taffy. Get in my way bitch you gonna getcho assbeat. Nasty.
    4 (12.9%)
    Option 3 and in.
    18 (58.1%)
    Option 3 and out.
    0 (0.0%)
    Saturday, April 29th, 2006
    10:55 am

    Childlike joy in the middle of the disaster.
    Hope springs eternal.
    pics )
    Or you could just trawl the whole gallery like a normal person.
    Friday, April 28th, 2006
    4:14 pm
    wow. I have more than 2 minutes online. What ever will I do?
    Ok, so it's 40 minutes I could use, but I'm so out of habit with ElJay in general I doubt I'll be on more than 10.
    Snippets in no special order:
    * Our old ERT (emergency response team), aka "the Americorp people that treat us and all other volunteers like shit" leaves Sunday. Their counterparts are here. So far they seem nice. Then again so do serial killers, so that's never a fair barometer.

    * I have contracted "Katrina Syndrome". Basically it's a severe allergy attack, but with the name Katrina" in it. It's causing me a helluvan earache (and I can barely hear out of it).
    * My project creater guy/ brave and fearless leader/ all-around good guy will be here on Thursday. Team 2 arrives Friday. We get to give them the training we never got.
    * Our boots are still not here.
    * My feet are not happy feet.
    * Being a vegetarian in a disaster zone involves eating a lot of peanutbutter sandwiches. When I'm extremely lucky there's crunchy peanutbutter. Once there was crunchy w/o hydrogenated oil. I was very very happy.
    * My direct deposit never happened. I was given the wrong account number, so the bank took a day to return the money to Americorp. The only thing that saved my ass from a class-A beatdown is Miss Elaine, to whom I'm greatly indebted (though the cash aspect will be repaided soon).
    * I'm too tired to spell-check this.
    * If I play my cards right I could save several thousand dollars in education (but I would have to live in MS for a year).
    Monday, April 24th, 2006
    3:53 pm
    quick post in no special order:

    * I need:
  • a copy of win xp with reg key

  • dvd's. not those fancy-ass "i paid money for them" kind, but the kind you "have me store your completely legal backup of a purchased disc" kind.

  • an ICBM


  • get address info from [info]denisbaldwin

    * I don't read anyone's journal these days. any new data should be emailed to me.
    Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
    4:54 pm
    Brief update:
    Doing stuff.
    It's very hot.
    I enjoy it despite a series of issues, snafu's, and generally missing certain items (this too shall pass).
    Tonight I have 3 meetings. I have no idea if we'll be able to schedule dinner into the evening. Hope springs eternal.
    Thursday, April 13th, 2006
    7:37 pm


    Sunrise from D3.
    Sunday, April 9th, 2006
    12:52 am
    As heard on a commercial just now:

    If you wear your pants hanging down below your waist, you'll never be able to run from the police.
    Thursday, April 6th, 2006
    2:07 pm
    After an evening at Casa de Paul involving powertools, hammers, and some serious brute force I now see the need for a product.
    As inspired by rubicon.. there needs to be 3"x3" stickers that say
    Hacked that bitch Detroit-Style

    Make it happen fuckos.
    Tuesday, April 4th, 2006
    2:17 pm
    Poll #704125 compromised shiznit
    Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 19

    In the nearish future I'm going to be on the hook for 2 prequels to Compromised. Who's tale would you like to know?

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    NFF
    1 (5.3%)
    Denis
    0 (0.0%)
    Dan
    1 (5.3%)
    Abby
    1 (5.3%)
    Amish Jeff
    0 (0.0%)
    Josh
    2 (10.5%)
    Meesha
    1 (5.3%)
    Alice (fuck you. Alice isn't in Compromised but is in the earlier stories. Deal)
    0 (0.0%)
    Other
    0 (0.0%)

    In the last question did you just check every box?

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    Yes. I'm a dufus
    1 (5.9%)
    No. I realize you seek an actual opinion not an ego fluffing.
    16 (94.1%)

    What would you desire in a prequel? Seriously. I take requests.

    Sunday, April 2nd, 2006
    7:14 pm
    Poll #702963
    Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 16

    Say you were going to do disaster relief in the gulf coast area. What personal item(s) would you be sure to not forget (food clothing and shelter are covered)

    5:31 pm
    For those concerned..
    my cell will be back on tomorrow.
    Once again, sprint has me on the wrong billing plan. However if I'd like to actually discuss it with sprint they would reeeally appreciate a pile of money.
    No matter.
    I have a smallish wiring job tomorrow which should cover the bill nicely as well as rid me of a pair of 50' patchcords I have taking up space.

    btw, I leave the 9th around noon.
    Anyone wanting to see me in this timezome should try before the 8th.
    Saturday, April 1st, 2006
    7:56 pm
    Well kids, for those who actually noticed I've been away... I'm back.
    For those who didn't notice? Well... then it's business as usual for you I suppose.
    So, as a way of proving I am returned, I give you this:

    I'm not sure which is stranger to me. The fact that it has such a "I'm an old-school dandy" look on it's face, or the hook hand.
    Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
    4:28 am
    Poll #699583
    Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 10

    when you think EDS, you think

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    hatecrime
    3 (30.0%)
    justifiable homicide
    7 (70.0%)
    12:50 am
    things I would pay a dollar for
    There are things I would pay a dollar for. Here is a short list:

    [info]fflewddur. If you could create a man page in ubuntu for the word fux0red.
    Doesn't matter what the hell the output would be, really. As long as it starts out with "So you say you're fucked..."

    [info]denisbaldwin. If you donkeypunched [info]nickfarr. On camera. If you can make him bleed out the ears? A dollar fifty.

    [info]bleakenigma. If, at some point during Notacon you make the public statement of "Bitches ain't nothin' but tricks and ho's, so saith the man".

    [info]janedoetrouble. If, when you're in Thailand, you say to someone who speaks no English "Speak English or die". Say it with a HUGE smile.

    [info]laine05. If you teach me just enough Chinese to be able to order takeout food effectively.

    [info]suidroot. If you make the command showgroup never work again on any router.

    [info]thanatella. If you can remember "why did you had Thursby shadowed". Hell, if you even know what that means.

    [info]niteshad. If you finally admit that Hawking, while he has interesting thoughts, is mistaken about most of his assumptions of the fourth dimension.

    [info]noweb4u. If you make "downloadable switchblades" a feature for Sprint.
    Sunday, March 26th, 2006
    10:46 pm
    Before anyone gets all curious, I'm still hammering out some details of my contract for the graphic novel of Compromised. Sometimes, when you've been all serious for a while, you just get a little silly about it. The following is an example of it. It's designed to be funny. To let go of some of the needless tensions regarding it.

    Poll #698683
    Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 9

    Compromised the Graphic Novel.

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    Yes, yes, I'll buy it. shaddapaboutit
    7 (100.0%)

    What outragious stipulation should I insist be put into the contract for Compromised?

    Suppose the illistrator cannot/will not complete the work. What should be my contractually agreed apon recourse be?

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    Josh gets the illistrator remotivated with a crowbar. His lawyer fees are covered by the producers.
    4 (44.4%)
    Their spleen in a jar.
    0 (0.0%)
    Nick's sister.
    3 (33.3%)
    Jim's mom (no good reason. It's just time to share the silliness elsewhere)
    0 (0.0%)
    The soul of a young boy (before anyone reads too much into this, this is a Simpsons joke)
    0 (0.0%)
    Other
    2 (22.2%)

    You said other? Splain, Lucy.

    5:08 pm
    Poll #698503 from the "just wrong" files
    Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 9

    In the new Milky Way commercial, there are a string of "not cool" facets. The worst is:

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    The guy keeps a Milky Way bar in the glove box of an 80's Jeep. It will melt because of the thin firewall.
    1 (11.1%)
    When he opens the wrapper a small European woman is inside.
    0 (0.0%)
    She calls him "Panda Bear"
    2 (22.2%)
    She says he is "A buffet of manliness"
    1 (11.1%)
    He says "You smell good"
    1 (11.1%)
    He's clearly having an psychotic episode
    1 (11.1%)
    A psychotic episode where he gains validation from his hallucinations
    1 (11.1%)
    That he (most likely) is tearing the small European woman in half with his teeth
    0 (0.0%)
    That tearing the woman in half with his teeth seems to make him REALLY happy
    2 (22.2%)
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